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Playing Me Hot and Cold [18 Nov 2008|02:34pm]
Damn menapause! Pick a body temperature and stay there.
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[16 Nov 2008|09:54pm]
I think I've posted less than five updates since I've started college. This is because absolutely nothing has happened since the day I first arrived in Kansas, right up until this moment. I used to write entries about Pop-Tart filling, and yet, nothing in the past year and a half has come even close to that fasinating. Though I do like to read though old entries that I thought were dumb at the time, but now I sit and think "Chuckle, chuck, chuck!" as another hour ticks away.

I did go to a college party once! It was a couple of weeks ago. I sat on a couch with a small dog for three hours, eating the occassional Cheeto and watching reruns of The Office, even though I couldn't hear a word of the dialogue over all the fun everyone else was having.

ANYway, other than that little event, and other than the occasional exciting rock concert (it's not fun to read posts about those anyway. "Oooh! OMG! It was soooo cool!" Like, seriously, shut up.) nothing particularly notable has happened in my day-to-day life. Therefore, no updates. That, and FACEBOOK is so easy and hardly requires creativity at all, and therefore it has taken over my cyber-socializing, and YOUR'S as far as I can tell.

So I've realized I'm too full of old angers and old interests to have any room for any new passions. And I won't have time for anything new until I confront the old stuff and move on, but that's just notagonnahappen. So I'm coming back! To type about the things I've typed about since I was twelve: ditching homework, bodily malfunctions, cats, TV, and Oreo cookies.

So hello again! Hello beautiful friends page! Hello beautiful Beck background! Hello new ironed dresses and hot baths! And my butternut tree! Oh it's all too much!
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[11 May 2008|05:08pm]
So, Jenna and I are walking down the street around 7:30 on Friday, going to the Bottleneck to buy our Breeders tickets. Walking in front of us is a family consisting of a mother, father, girl of about 7, and boy of about 5.

Girl: "Mom, do you know what a purple nipple is?"
Mom: "Yeah."
Girl: "Should I give you one?"
Mom: "You better not, or I'll kick you in your nuts!"
Girl: (incredulously) "But I don't have any!"
Dad: "We will have them surgically implanted."

And of course, all of this is said with heavy Kansas accents.

Happy Mothers Day!
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[15 Feb 2008|01:15pm]
You know, Valentine's Day has never been that interesting to me, I've never really given it much thought or paid very much attention.

Oh right, until this year when it turned out to be GREAT!!! I dare 2008 to produce a better day. 2008, I DEFY you to try and produce a better day!
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.....But that's okay, 'cause so are you! [30 Jan 2008|11:11pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

So, you are sitting in your room on top of a pile of clothing that was once clean, but since has been soiled by getting thrown from floor to bed to chair, and never to hanger to closet. You are staring at a pile of cardboard boxes full of cardboard boxes full of plastic and canvas bags full of stuff, all surrounded by garbage (you would throw the garbage in the trash can but you used the trash can as a puke bucket a few nights ago, and even though you actually managed to clean it out, you can't remember where you put it). You are wondering if your TV remote is on your desk, though you can't know for sure because your desk is cluttered with books, coupons, half-empty bottles of water, pill cases, (somewhere a laptop computer), pens, Pokemon toys, tacs, an ant farm full of dead ants, travel mugs, sticky notes, non-travel mugs, pennies, and plastic cups. You are listening to Nevermind.

Hey! Check it out! You are me!

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[01 Jan 2008|09:14pm]
2007 was a turd!
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The Goings-On in Lawrence [26 Sep 2007|12:22pm]
This post is dedicated to Ani. It isn't interesting or anything one wants to read while awake at odd hours and bored, but it is the best I can do.

My afternoon class was canceled today!!!!!!! My life is now overflowing with opportunity because ENGLISH WAS CANCELED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! I skipped both Acting and English on Monday for a very special occasion, but I found myself dreading going to both today. Acting was okay, I will get half-credit for the assignments that I missed, and I am doing very well in that class otherwise, so I am not worried. I am also doing very well in English, but I am afraid of the assignments that I skipped. Whatever, right? IT WAS CANCELED!!!


In another VERY IMPORTANT news update, I drank some espresso but a moment ago and am now feeling a great big dump coming along. So I think I am going to attend to that...and I will be back in a couple of minutes to finish up. I have mastered taking fast, silent craps since living in a dorm.

That was lovely! Anyway, it is getting into the fall season, which of course means complimenting sweaters, good smells, nice walks in amazing weather, and Halloween. After last year, I have realized how important is to take total advantage of Halloween. KC is overflowing with haunted houses, and I have plans to go to every single one. There is also a Halloween store that is looking to hire, and if I get the balls, I am going to try to work there. This weekend, I went to the best place for Halloween ever, and I had no idea it existed. I've got the fever.

Speaking of exciting Halloween things. Gogol Bordello is playing in Lawrence on Halloween night, which has to just be amazing. The show is $17, $18.50 at the door and I think it starts at 8:00. If anyone would like more information, feel free to comment. Also, Del the Funky Homosapien is playing a show in Omaha on the same night, which should also be great......so you've got some options for that particular evening. And by that, I mean I've got some options. I don't know/care if either of those are options for any of you. Anyway, there you go.

Season 4 of House finally premiered last night and I must say, it delivered. Life is better when House episodes are delivered fresh every week. Time is less unbearable (double negative eh?) when there is something to look foward to every week, ja? Ja.



This is a good day.
God, I'm boring.
I may be in college, but Jesus Christ just look at that grammar...
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[15 Aug 2007|11:37am]
Downtown, eating a weeeiiiiird chicken sandwich and I am suddenly feeling very sick and very sleepy.

On another note, I miss Mr. Chapman. Wah.
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[15 Aug 2007|12:47am]

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[09 Aug 2007|10:01pm]
[ mood | okay ]

"Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want. Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do."

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[02 Aug 2007|11:08pm]
Today's "Daily Word" from Urbandictionary.com was so relevant to my recent behavior, that I felt I must share it with you all!

post-Potter depression: The empty feeling that comes from finishing the seventh book in the Harry Potter series and realizing there will be no more.

sigh, sigh, and sigh some more
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[27 Jul 2007|06:56am]
I woke up this morning with a start, around 5 something AM. My cats fight a lot, and they usually make big noises that can be quite scary for someone sleeping on the couch. I thought a giant book shelf that we don't even own had fallen on Ophelia and killed her. Naturally, I shot up from my sleeping position with the loudest gasp anyone has ever heard on this planet, only to find Megan laughing at me. Fucking cats. But considering I am going to college on the 12th of August which is like, tomorrow, as far as I can tell...I might as well soak up these moments with my cats. When I say that, I mean soak in the urine that they have let overflow freely from this house, because they hate me and want me to smell bad in social occasions...Or possibly because one of them seems to be blind and/or incontinent. Whatever, I'm sure she chooses to be that way.
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Dear Creative Clothing and Design, It's Me, Anna [17 Jul 2007|12:25am]
[ mood | thankful ]

This is VERY important to me. I recently found this on Youtube, and it is CLEARLY a gem. Lyrics below.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

Hey, hey, you, you,
Je n'aime pas ta copine
No way, no way,
Tu as besoin d'une nouvelle
Hey, hey, you, you
Je serai(s) ta copine!

Hey, hey, you, you,
Je sais que tu m'aimes bien
No way, no way,
Ce n'est pas un secret
Hey, hey, you, you,
Je serai(s) ta copine!

Hey Hey You You
Non amo tua ragazza
No way No way
Trova una nuova
Hey Hey You You
Sar la tua ragazza

Hey Hey You You
So che ti piaccio
No way No way
Non � un segreto
Hey Hey You You
Sar� la tua ragazza

Hey hey anoko wa ima ichi
Ne ne atarashii ko ga hitsuyou
Hey hey atashi nante iinjyanai

Hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru
No way no way himitsujyanai
Hey hey atashi ga natteageru

Hey, hey, tu, to
Odio tu novia
No, no, no, no
Nesecites una nueva
Hey, hey, yo, yo
Yo quiero ser tu novia

Hey, hey, tu, to
Yo se que me gusta
No, no, no, no
No, es no secreto
Hey, hey, tu, to
Yo quiero ser tu novia

ei ei tu tu
odeio a tua namorada
no way no way
precisas de uma nova
ei ei tu tu
quero ser tua namorada

sei que gostas de mim
no way no way
nao, nao é secreto
ei ei tu tu
quero ser tua namorada..

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich mag deine Freundin nicht
No way! No way!
Ich glaub du brauchst 'ne neue
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich könnte deine Freundin sein

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich weiß, daß du mich gern hast
No way! No way!
Es ist kein Geheimnis
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich könnte deine Freundin sein\

Hey hey you you
Waw boo shih hooawn nih noo pung yo
No way no way
nih shoo yow yih guh shin duh
Hey hey you you
Waw kahn duh hooih shih nih noo pung yo
Hey hey you you
Waw jih dow ni shih hooawn waw
No way no way
Boo shih yih guh mi mi
Hey hey you you
Waw yow dow nih duh noo pung yo

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Iron! I need IRON people! [14 Jul 2007|12:49pm]

Will someone PLEASE just take my blood already?!?!?!?! 

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A Fast Paced NEWS Update for a Fast Paced World [09 Jul 2007|03:05am]
It is roughly 3:05 AM.
It is roughly 80 degrees farenheit in New York City.
I just got home from Megan's.
I can't sleep.
I am thinking about going back to Megan's.
Their door might be locked.
I don't know, I'm sure I could find a way in.
We watched the True Hollywood Story of Janice Dickenson.
I have a head/jaw ache.
I need to write some thank yous.
Orientation is in less than two weeks.
The newst Harry Potter movie comes out in less than two days.
Ok, the newest Harry Potter movie comes out in exactly two days.
My mom is in Las Vegas until Thursday.
I am excited about Bellatrix Lestrange.
Is there a Mr. Beck Hansen present? I would like to wish you a happy 37th, even though I'm a few hours late, and even though you didn't bother to wish me one. Happy birthday.
What to say...what to say...
Oh! I know!
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Finally, All of My Parts Become Attractive Canadians [22 Jun 2007|01:35am]
Today wasn't a healthy day. Since my horrible body seems to think of itself as a big joke on me, I have decided I should turn it into a comedic sketch. The part of my useless brain and sensory organs will be played by Mark McKinney. The part of my useless digestive system and useless mouth will be played by Scott Thompson. The part of my useless uterus will be played by Bruce McColloch. The part of my useless respiratory and circulatory systems will be played by David Foley. And of course, the part of my useless arms and useless legs will be played by Kevin McDonald.

Come, enjoy the production.
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[21 Jun 2007|01:33pm]
That....can't be a good sign.
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[18 Jun 2007|01:25am]
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Today was a pretty good day...for me. [16 Jun 2007|10:12pm]
[ mood | amused ]

ANNA S: Ok, your total is $5.99 today please.

HYVEE CUSTOMER: ...I'm pretty sure that wasn't the price of those mushrooms. No, no that couldn't have been the price of those mushrooms.

ANNA S: I can call the produce department and ask. (Over Intercom) Produce dial 110 please, produce 110.


MEGAN W. (she works in produce now):
(on the phone) What's up?

ANNAS: I need a price check on the 6 oz. sliced mushrooms. How much are they.

MEGAN W: I don't know.

ANNA S: ...what?

MEGAN W: I don't know how much they are. I don't know how much anything is. I don't know anything about produce. I have no idea what I'm doing. I have now idea how much anything is or what I'm supposed to do! I hate working in produce, the freezer smells horrible, there are boxes here that weigh millions of pounds and I HAVE A LIST OF THINGS TO DO THAT GOES ON FORFUCKINGEVER! FUCK! *CLICK*

ANNA S: How does $1.99 sound?


Before you go to bed tonight, remember who carries all of those bananas out for you, and wish Megan a happy Sunday. What a trooper.

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[14 Jun 2007|08:36am]
Angry Squirrel Finished Off by Crutch
From Associated Press
June 13, 2007 10:00 PM EDT

BERLIN - An unusually aggressive squirrel attacked three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said Wednesday.

The rodent jumped through a living-room window in Passau, on the Austrian border, on Tuesday and bit its first victim. With the squirrel hanging on by its teeth, the woman ran out into the street, where she managed to shake the animal off.

The squirrel then bit a builder before fleeing into a nearby garden, where it bit a 72-year-old man who eventually killed it with his crutch, police said.

The dead animal was to be tested for rabies.

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